the other day, our family was playing in the backyard…
my son was swinging a big stick around…
and, as he was swinging the stick around he kept saying…
i’m gonna bam you in the head.
me: bam who?!
son: those guys.
me: which guys?
son: i’m goliath and i’m gonna bam them!
my wife: how do you know that goliath ‘bammed people’?
son: it was in the Jesus book.