the other day, our family was playing in the backyard…

my son was swinging a big stick around…

and, as he was swinging the stick around he kept saying…

i’m gonna bam you in the head.

me: bam who?!

son: those guys.

me: which guys?

son: i’m goliath and i’m gonna bam them!

my wife: how do you know that goliath ‘bammed people’?

son: it was in the Jesus book.